toe inferno

when you stubb your toe so hard you can literally feel it jettison into another dimension with the pain that is a swirling inferno of the little digit

Jim: *stubbs toe*
Jim's toe: DUDE WTF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RN I AM LITERALLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOE INFERNO

by The Last Duck Bender August 6, 2015

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MOE TOE

Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.

Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today

by darbre2 July 29, 2010

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purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011

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Toe Jeans

jeans that are so small, they only fit over your big toe.

Meghan: Hey! These jeans would look so good on you! Size 000!
Jessie: Um, yeah, if i wanted a new pair of toe jeans!

by Nellie Bryt February 21, 2012

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yoga toe

when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps

her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog

by kaoz January 5, 2013

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Black Toes

If a girl has black toe nail polish on it means she’s a hoe. She will cheat on her boyfriend in a heart beat for a guy at the bar. She’s a hoe and that’s it.

“Hey that girls got black toes.”

“Shit you know what that means, she gonna cheat on her man tonight.”

by Sticksnstoneman May 4, 2021

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