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taking back sunday

fuckin awesome band who are emo but some of their new songs sound like nearly hard rock mainly because of theyre screamo, theyre the bets no one tops them, and rappers like 50, eminem and whatever can lick my anus cuz they blow, they couldnt carry a tune if it was handwrapped for them and weighed a pound
man1: taking backs sunday is awesome
man2: dude listen to 50 his music's the shit
man1: your gay
by 50centsucks November 1, 2004
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taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.
Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
by asian cole November 13, 2010
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Taking out the trash

When a woman sits in a garbage bin masturbating with a fish, knitting a sweater, while giving a guy a blowjob and listening to Mozart all at the same time. This is usually done when 2 people are really bored and need to spice up their life. Or if they just like knitting, blowjobs, fish and Mozart!
"Hey Kerri! I saw you taking out the trash today!"

"Hey Sexy? You wanna take out the trash?"

"Mommy, why are you always happy when you talk about taking out the trash?"
by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009
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taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.
"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"
by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009
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Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.
Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."
by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010
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Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!
by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011
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taking a sheet

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.
Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.
by EZ Ice October 2, 2011
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