22nd Base

when you take a monkey Put it on a Frisbee a throw it in to girls Pussy

Josh:Man i went to 22nd base last night with sarah.
Jake:thats fucking disusting ,Shes fugly

by Pwnstarr October 8, 2007

Based

You know that half of the vernacular that most people probably the result of some illiterate motherfucker saying a word wrong and people just adopting it because the either are also illiterate or are some kind of sheeple follower.

That guy is based as fuck.

You mean biased? Because the in which context the word is being used suggests that you meant "Biased"... Based is like "Based on a true story" it's derived from another thing. Just like transgenders using the word "Valid". It's just people trying to destroy a language they don't understand because they don't want anything to mean anything. Why? Because is definitions are concrete then you can't weasel your way out of situations were the words you use create consequences for the choices you make.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

111th Base

Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"

Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.

by Esprit d'internet November 10, 2012

Base Lame

A word that is commonly used in Wc3 Footies Elite, this word means to attack some ones base when they have towers up. After towers are gone you may attack the base however it is extremly bunk i wouldnt reccomend it.

" OMFG IM BEING BASE LAME WHAT A NOOB"
- Useing animate the dead on base
- useing morts/seige engines

by c(o.Oc) -JuMpY- June 26, 2009

26th base

The act of sexual intercourse in which two different guys penetrate both ears at the same time till completion, resulting in the brain being covered in semen.

Jack: I heard that Hayden let A-Strombulon and T-breezy get to 26th base on him last night

Hadley: Dam those two are playas(J-roc accent)

by A-Strombulon June 17, 2022

Base-Volleybolf

A sport revolving around golf, though gold makes the smallest appearance in the sport. Base-Volleybolf is a game in which you play baseball with a volleyball, but if you hit a foul, you golf smack it with the batt.

Katelyn: Do you want to play a game?
Jackson: sure. What game?
Katelyn: how about Base-Volleybolf?

by Ktlyn_94 May 19, 2021

6th Base

When da cunt wanna get married.

Carol: That’s it, Mark, If I don’t get a ring in the next six months then I’m dumping your ass.

Mark: Fine, bitch, go on down to Burger King and get a whole box of fucking rings.

Carol: You’re and ass hole.

Mark: Get over hear! I’m gonna turn you inside out. No one is getting to 6th Base with you any time soon.

by Bubba the Gimp May 23, 2021