doncaster pork pie

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
by donc_lad_1 December 08, 2008
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pork chop

a term used to describe a moment of stupidity, worse than a 'blonde' moment
1)Bruce:i went across the specific ocean
Beckmeister: you mean pacific
Bruce: yeh thats what i said, specific

2) (there was a vase of bamboo by my friends sink)
Louis: why is there a glass of leeks beside your sink?
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The Pork N' Eagle

The act of the male entering the woman from behind, while at the same time pulling her arms backward toward the male. The male will simultaneously have the woman's ankles in the cradle of his elbows. This is designed for maximum penetration for the male, and a slight degree of discomfort for the female.
I came home and threw the wife down on the floor, and I gave her the Pork N' Eagle.
by randatola January 01, 2008
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pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.
conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!
by mr. porky March 28, 2007
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bone-in pork chop

When you're doing a fat chick doggy style, and you lean over and give her a back massage.
Your mom complained that her back was sore, so I gave her a bone-in pork chop.
by murdaruh September 21, 2007
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pork chop

socially inept, virgin, sober driver, usually male but in extreme cases can be female (although butch)
wow, that guy is such a pork chop!
by porkchop1234 January 08, 2009
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Pork Chop Sandwich

Pork Chop Sandwiches !

Get out ... just get the fuck out you stupid SOB !
by Gi_Joe December 09, 2003
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