Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.

Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!

by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025

goon june

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.

john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face”

by gooner692607 May 15, 2025

flicker gooning

To goon while repeatedly flicking the tip with 3 of your fingers extremely fast.

"Hey Thomas, what have you been doing?"

"I've been flicker gooning, but it's hard to do it for more than 7 seconds!"

by freakdrea95 May 23, 2024

goon away

To die from gooning

Goon away
Welcome to the place we call the backrooms where the people that we've edged to one day have gooned away *

by big black n world balls hd September 18, 2025

Goon squad

Sloth from the goodies ejaculating into a man named Tim’s mouth while he’s eating a Baby Ruth

Tim joined the goon squad lastnight hardcote

by NPC JOE 69 May 25, 2024

Flicker Goon

Flicker gooning is the mental state of gooning where nothing matters but gooning, your life's purpose turns into gooning, you lose all emotion but goon, You are Goon.

I was Flicker Gooning on top of a pregnant black lady while pouring chloroform in her ear.

by LapisWumpua May 28, 2024