slop-chop

A blowjob,fellatio. More exactly a sloppy blowjob. Named because your chops (mouth/chin) get sloppy with saliva.

I was feeling her up and next thing I know the chick whips it out and makes with the slop-chop.

by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006

chopping the carrot

the act of vigerously biting a penis. try to make moans or groans during this. this could get a little fysty so be carefull! (:

"chopping the carrot"
girl: UUHHH
boy: OYYY
girl: UUHHHGG
boy: OYHHH
boy: baby just CHOP THAT DAMN CARROT!

by the sexy kittens April 08, 2009

Zip Chop

When you cut your dick on your zipper. Often comes with dryhumping.

Damn man I was going to town on that girl and got zip chopped

by The Improbable Viking November 18, 2010

Karate chop

A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.

-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."

by Jo_Jo Dancer August 01, 2010

Chopped and Screwed

Getting rejected and screwed over.

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.

by zkay May 22, 2009

fat chops

the fat under your ballsack (only occurs in extremely obese humans, like me)

man, my fat chops are gettin all sweaty!
Better get the squeegie!

by fat mike April 17, 2004

Chop up

If your reading this I’m gonna chop up ur mum and you. You fat dirty smelly bastard. All youse do is eat both of you fat cunts I’ll fucking cut youse both up.

Chop up ur whole family up you wanker go kill your self you useless piece of shit.

by English are trannys December 13, 2021