Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
by Stormstopper October 01, 2011
Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.
Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.
by caytinator January 24, 2011
by Pwnstarr September 25, 2007
Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"
Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.
by Esprit d'internet May 30, 2012
Happy Based Day
by loopdigga... June 24, 2019
by ejaculated homo October 11, 2013
A sport revolving around golf, though gold makes the smallest appearance in the sport. Base-Volleybolf is a game in which you play baseball with a volleyball, but if you hit a foul, you golf smack it with the batt.
by Ktlyn_94 May 19, 2021