Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.
by mstock June 18, 2011
Get the Tim Fischermug. a short blonde guy has no sense of humor and likes big cocks although his cock is small he likes to say it's big. he is extremely stupid and NOT THICC.
by yosi me halul May 7, 2019
Get the tim vedenskymug. A toxic and manipulate person. Will learn all about you and then use your past against you. Likes to shoot up drugs between his toes and lies so much he believes his stories are true. Acts like a hardass but in reality he'd take it up the ass. He'd be sexual with you and your boyfriend. He is a little bitch and dont care about anyone but himself until its to late.
by Fuka-q@idgaf.com June 15, 2019
Get the Tim Bakermug. A loud human who has a lot to say an never shuts up! Rude but cracks some very funny jokes! Says words like uins and buffarilla.
by Pusr February 5, 2019
Get the Tim Baldwinmug. A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
by Adam RD October 20, 2006
Get the Tim Tebowmug. The act of butting in, being nosey or walking into other peoples conversations. Walking into important meetings with out being invited and then talking crap.
by always angry midget September 30, 2011
Get the Don't be a Timmug. 