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rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009
mugGet the rusty bakerymug.

double rusty

When two girls spit in each other's mouth, and then proceed to suck the man's penis and balls.
Ben was having a bad day but it all turned around when two girls from the floor below gave him a double rusty.
by Daddy Clat March 18, 2015
mugGet the double rustymug.

Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.
Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.
by snappyboi December 1, 2017
mugGet the Rusty Euphoniummug.

Rusty Sombrero

A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.
"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"
by JChux November 20, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Sombreromug.

Rusty lemonade

The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.
Are you fellas up for a game of rusty lemonade?
by White-trash Magee June 22, 2023
mugGet the Rusty lemonademug.

Rusty Stallion

When a woman takes a shit, and then without wiping, bends over on the toilet and gets anally banged doggystyle.
Susie: (Insert name here) Sure gave me a nice Rusty Stallion last night.
by Smithalltheway March 19, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Stallionmug.

rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night
by Boobaru April 23, 2018
mugGet the rusty subarumug.

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