ride the moose

Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.

Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.

by fragilenerd January 9, 2007

moose juice

another way of saying coffee, used in kansas

hey marty, hook me up with some moose juice eh?

by god of agg poopy December 28, 2005

Moose Knuckle

Camel Toes for boys.

Robert Plant has a nice moose knuckle.

by Harold Heffner April 18, 2006

Canadian Moose

The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.

Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?

by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 1, 2012

moose knuckle

a step above camel toe but not as big as elephant toe, reguardless its still a loose vagina.

hey chuck, i use to think your mom was a milf until she wore those pink spandex revealing her moose knuckle.

by Jon Sepulveda March 5, 2003

Moose Fucker

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

by A Cunning Linguist December 24, 2008

Moose Massage

When going to Boy Scout camp, the older scouts have to initiate new underlings into the troop. Thusly, they perfrom a "Moose Massage" which involves lying the recipient on their stomach, climbing onto their body, and humping their ass while wildly gesticulating in the air with your left hand. No not your right. Repeat back and forth motions until the underling moans like a moose, which signifies he is a true Boy Scout.

Hey Evan, come to my tent.

Alright Jason, what are we gonna do?

Get down on the fucking ground bitch!

Whaa..

Time for your moose massage bitch!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Ridem cowboy!

NGHGNGNGHHGGBN!!!!

Ok your a Boy Scout now.

by Joe Kee May 12, 2007