Jolson's Law

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.

"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."

by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011

pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp

person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law

by blahness09 April 10, 2010

Andrians Law

“Wii is the Nintendo of consoles”.

To be a true gamer, you must know Andrians Law.

by Kalashnikov 47 June 26, 2021

oomf in law

when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.

i saw oomf in law on the timeline and now i want to be mutuals.

by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019

Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.

Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law

by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017

ex-laws

The people who were your in-laws before your divorce.

Ten years after her divorce, she still visits her ex-laws in Croatia.

by Edgy Cathy January 25, 2009

Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."

Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.

by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011