I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

A state in which a person or persons may experience excessive tiredness, light headedness and possibly confusion.
Subjects often find themselves laughing at what would normally be unfunny to 'nose exhalable' jokes and humour, similar to an effect of marijuana.
Most commonly caused by many hours of playing video games.
Late Night Delirium is most commonly experienced between the hours of 2AM & 6AM although 'LND' can be experienced at any hour of the day.
Subjects often find themselves laughing at what would normally be unfunny to 'nose exhalable' jokes and humour, similar to an effect of marijuana.
Most commonly caused by many hours of playing video games.
Late Night Delirium is most commonly experienced between the hours of 2AM & 6AM although 'LND' can be experienced at any hour of the day.
by Jupe_ September 16, 2024

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

by Schmick69 April 10, 2020

The act of consistently being 3 minutes late, not giving any notice at all, over many years, and not giving any fucks about it.
by Timsmom September 10, 2019

Oh shit, I forgot that I have an appointment this afternoon, and i need to make my time up, Looks like I will be here balls late...
by Sped81 October 20, 2008

Camara standard time; a state of finding oneself in a constant flux riddled with unexplainable anxiety, the inability to stop checking one’s phone because how has it already been 5 hours, and always find yourself muttering “this man is always late” or “damn Camara”
by KoreAndBrandon August 18, 2025
