maya skies

perfection,beauty,smart,strong

your so maya skies my love.

by zayum April 8, 2015

Ola Ski

Cool

Ola Ski is sexy

by Not Ola K-H January 20, 2025

Cincinnati Ski Trip

It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time

She offered us a Cincinnati ski trip on our drive down to North Carolina, all through the smokies

by BuchyN June 5, 2016

Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.

Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.

That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.

by OldCola September 2, 2015

Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.

YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"

by AO151 March 5, 2019

sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009