"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 9, 2013
Get the speed skiingmug. When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).
by Rogue77 April 13, 2016
Get the brazillian jet skimug. The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!
by bubbleisbae February 22, 2020
Get the Kirkwood Ski Teammug. 
A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
Get the Stand up jet skiesmug. by Trxppp December 15, 2024
Get the Skimug. When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!
by Slogina September 14, 2006
Get the Geilchin Skimug.