stupid italian

A slang word for a boy who only lives in England because his family migrated here because no one would buy their ice cream in Italy ( they don't understand good humour like Lee Mack)

I walked across the road to the ice cream shop, where the stupid Italian sat.

by Ice cream connoisseur April 19, 2018

Italian stool

when you sit on someone's face to have your asshole licked and the result is so good that you scream out "that's amore!"

Yo, I got Italian stooled by Giovanna last night. Way girl be working the tongue on my Brazilianed booty-tang made me cry out "that's amore!"

by ElliotNateMattBobby October 8, 2014

Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.

This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun

by Dan January 9, 2005

italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.

Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!

by STankylegz October 21, 2009

Italian pony

1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...

2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse

3.Guido

italian ponys are wack

by !xabile August 17, 2008

Italian Haircut

When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.

Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.

by sccameron91 July 20, 2014

Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.

" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"

by tepotini August 1, 2009