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Hot pocket

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020
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Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”
by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023
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Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.
“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”
by Omnitronicus January 26, 2023
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Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords
I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.
by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017
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Australian Hot-pocket

The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth
Oh hell no! David did the Australian hot-pocket with his girl!”
by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025
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