drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

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honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

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Badger

Can also be a meth addict but is a great friend. Likes video games. Brandon Mayhew.

Badger: "Yo Jesse, you got any meth"
Jesse: "nah, Bi*ch."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men

My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!

by Xrock79 July 31, 2017

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Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.

by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

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