two sheep

the eastern europian way to say TWO SHITS.

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep

by sky high March 10, 2009

two thot

A reference to the absolute banger 1Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot by Yung Gravy. Not quite as good as a one thot.

McCasual is honestly such a two thot.

by yunggravy March 10, 2019

Two blood

When a women has her period, so you rupture her an us causing it to bleed. Thus having two bloods.

It was felicias time of the month. So she'looks get two bloods tonight. Jsargent

by Jsargent March 19, 2016

Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"

Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"

by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 7, 2023

in-two-ruptor

A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.

No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.

by skwerley October 7, 2009

Two cakes

A couple of fools laying in a sheet less bed eating each other's buttholes and being all cute

Yo bro dis vro and his scooter girl are just two cakes

by ShortieWatsup August 6, 2017

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017