Alligator tail

Similar to a rat tail haircut, but a alligator tails consist of the hair right above the butt. Originating from the area around New Orleans in the bayou.

Person1: You see that tour guides Phil's alligator tail.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.

Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.

by That Raffy Taffy February 28, 2015

Banana up the Tailpipe

1) to engage in anal sex

"Omg did you hear what Chris did to Jenny?"
"Yeah he gave her a banana up the tailpipe."

by schmeast February 20, 2011

Snakin' the tail

anal sex

"Are you ready to get down and dirty tonight?" "Sure, but no snakin' the tail."

by Fleasel December 28, 2016

hawaiian horse tail

a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.

Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.

by JDMLOWLIFE October 10, 2018

Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013

Tail Gunner

Its when you tuck your penis between your legs and pee backwards.

I thought I'd give somebody the goat but then I had to pee thus forming the tail gunner

by soundsmith81 October 17, 2011

tail lights

- Ass, rear end.
- Rear lights on a car.

Steve has a great set of tail lights!

Hey buddy, your left tail light is out.

by Maggie January 6, 2004