1. A common meal in Mexico. A fresh tortilla or taco shell filled with salmon, sardines, chilli relish, beans, onion, peppers, corn and topped off with smooth gaucomole.
2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina
2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina
1. Man that fish taco I had the other night made me shit my guts out!
2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.
2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.
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The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
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Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.
Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.
"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"
"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"
"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."
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Get the taco nazi mug.Yo, that girl I hooked up with last nite showed me her bald taco and I showed her my man-sized manicotti !
by c-squared March 25, 2003
Get the bald taco mug.a brand of dessert food resembling a taco, and consisting of a taco shell-like waffle cone, reduced-fat vanilla ice cream, artificially flavored fudge, peanuts, and a milk chocolate coating. The product was invented in Philadelphia in the 1980s by the Jack and Jill Ice Cream Company, but was introduced nationwide as "America's coolest taco" by Good Humor-Breyers in 1996, at the Supermarket Industry Convention in Chicago, Illinois
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