rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon November 24, 2015

Rusty Stallion

When a woman takes a shit, and then without wiping, bends over on the toilet and gets anally banged doggystyle.

Susie: (Insert name here) Sure gave me a nice Rusty Stallion last night.

by Smithalltheway March 19, 2010

Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.

Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.

by snappyboi November 28, 2017

rusty frothwagon

when a male lets out excrement into the females vagina
then stirring it up in a circulatory motion then slurping it out with a straw.

Stan- man! have you had fucking rusty frothwagon yet theyre great

Gary- dude my girlfriend said she was gunna try sumthing like that tonight!
Stan- EPIC BRAH!

by fuckbot11223344 July 20, 2011

double rusty

When two girls spit in each other's mouth, and then proceed to suck the man's penis and balls.

Ben was having a bad day but it all turned around when two girls from the floor below gave him a double rusty.

by Daddy Clat March 18, 2015

Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 09, 2020

Rusty Pickle

The act of first inserting a pickle half-way into the anus, eating it up to the rim, and then sucking the rest of it into your mouth, savoring the juices.

I gave that bitch the rusty pickle

by schabros December 22, 2010