Offguard fighting

When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.

1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.

by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016

Acorn Fight

This is similar to a grape fight in that the players collect a handful of acorns fallen from trees and throw them at each other. There is no scoring, there are no points, there is no winner and no loser. There's only who walks away and who yelps the loudest.

It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.

Acorn Fight, it's like a grape fight with acorns. you pick them up and throw them at people and the winner is the one who doesn't lose an eye.

by american conkers October 10, 2011

Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

by wookerrs September 30, 2011

cheese fight

The duel of gentlemen. The act of securing your left arm to your partner's left arm, and battling to be the first person to insert your pinky into their anus.

Yesterday Robert challenged Sam to a cheese fight.

by turkeypuncher March 5, 2015

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

Fight Director

The person in a play, film or television show who choreographs the stage combat sequences, making sure they look realistic, but they're safe for the actors or stunt people involved. They may work un-armed, using hand to hand combat, or with weapons.

The fight director made sure that that final punch looked epic.

by Indigo14 May 9, 2011

Fight the Minotaur

To go to the bathroom.

After all those drinks, I must fight the minotaur.

by VJT August 23, 2010