Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.

“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”

by anonymous January 2, 2025

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Badgered it

When you leave the hair curler on the carpet and burn a hole.

Hey Cody badgers got a hole in her carpet
Yeahhh she badgered it up

by NortherNmexicaN September 16, 2025

Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024

Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’

Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger

by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021

dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.

I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019