straight hail

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.

Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail

by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018

straight with benefits

friends with benefits but gay

bro Justin and Josh are straight with benefits

by bekfastathome September 8, 2020

Straight Steel

Having sexual intercourse without a condom. Preformed by individuals who live their life on the edge.

"Ah bro, you stuck it in her butt? Please tell me you wrapped it up?"

"Nah, i gave it to her...straight steel"

by rtmoney March 30, 2009

Straight Pipin'

verb: Taking a fat rip (bong, dab, etc.), and instead of waiting to inhale until you pull the bowl, you immediately start inhaling toxic heat into your lungs.

Matt: "Damn Ben, stop inhaling before i remove it."
Alex: "Ben's straight pipin' it!"

by Mallex January 23, 2022

Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

Straight circle

A straight circle is a perfect as a straight line but still a circle.

You've drawn an amazing straight circle

by Straight circle October 8, 2020

Straight-Queer

Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.

Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.

by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018