Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019

speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 7, 2020

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 6, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

g-spotting

The act of doing two or more things at the same time and causing a usually unexpected and big thing to happen

A: "I pressed punch and pause at the same time on accident and now my game is frozen!"

B: "lol nice g-spotting"

by T3r3n August 20, 2021

Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.

“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one”

by Little_Digital September 19, 2021