december snow

The collective nutting of teenage boys after No Nut November.

Jack: Hey Jerry! The sewers are probably going to be clogged with december snow!

Jerry: Yeah Jack, we already know.

by can you dont pleaseee October 31, 2022

Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017

takin' it snow

relaxing, chilling, and generally enjoying life on a snow day. this can include watching movies and not trying to dig out the driveway.

Ann: I just called my friend in Alaska.
Judy: How's she doing?
Ann: She didn't have to go to work because of the blizzard, so she's just takin' it snow.

by lazy.day December 27, 2009

Sissy Snow

Any snow you can Shovel in high heels

Go shovel my car out whore, But MISTRESS its 4" of snow, Yea.. and your heels are 5" spikes. Her is the shovle BITCH, GET IT DONE NOW. Its SISSY SNOW

by snow sissy January 30, 2021

Snow Pen

A penis used in the form of writing in the snow while urinating.

I wrote “I love you” in the snow to my mom the other day with my snow pen.

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

by iam2eeyore December 8, 2009

Snow Angel

When you pull out after having sex while she is on her period and your bloody dick and ballsack accidentally hit the sheets leaving the impression of a snow angle.

Her (after period sex): "How bad is the mess...??"

Him (admiring the sheets): "I only left one Snow Angel this time and it's freaking HUGE!!!"

by Phunny Phuckers September 2, 2019