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smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.
by Little loofa August 6, 2016
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smurfing

Mostly said in CSGO to people who are low ranked to people who are "low ranked"
Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill

That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016
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smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.
That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing
by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016
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Smurfing

Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
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Smurfing

When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.
Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!
by Miss Tuckaaaaa May 23, 2016
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Smurf

A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.

It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.

Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.

I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.

I had to smurf all the way to school.

She smurfly walked away.

I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
by Vicky-T14 February 22, 2011
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Smurf

a small blue guy from a cartoon or something
wow hes blue and tiny hes obvesly a Smurf
by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018
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