Coffee and Smokes

The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.

“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."

by ajtothemax August 17, 2011

smoking penis

Trippin over nothing.

Bro, are you smoking penis?

by Gavyou June 1, 2017

dick smoke

an asshole, one who smokes dicks

Why is Anthony such a dick smoke

by Tim.L July 21, 2008

Smoking a bowl

Smoking a bowl are three great words to always hear.Smoking marijuana with friends or by yourself, with someone you like or even a family member.Smoking a bowl could always be used in a in the moment fraze, such as " hey can't right now man, I'm smoking a bowl" - meaning you cannot be where they want you to be because of the fact that you are busy, smoking a bowl.

" Hey Charlie, wanna go smoke a bowl?!? "

or

"Hey sorry man I can't right now, I'm smoking a bowl."

by Maryjane. May 23, 2008

King of Smoke

The person who does not back down from confrontation, wants all the smoke, if it’s fight or flight, he’s fight.

Tyler’s so tough, he is the king of smoke.

by uncleberg July 17, 2020

Smoking Topaz

An attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. If you are deployed in Afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn't look at most of them.

Hey look bro that's one smoking topaz over there.

No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.

by The-quiet-one January 1, 2011

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017