Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl with a fat lip of chew.

Gary: "I heard sally got that gluck gluck 3000"
Jim: "Ya she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. Best nicotine high of my life"

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sloppy dallas

When someone gives a guy a blowjob with a fat ass lip in. If you don’t know what a fat ass lip is. It’s dip.

Hey baby I got some Grizzly Wintergreen for you and I expect a Sloppy Dallas tonight.

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A blowjob done by a person with dip inserted in there mouth

I got a sloppy dallas by the McNasty behind the bar

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A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

“Hey Bobby, do you want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas in the movie theatre?”

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When a person gives oral sex with a mouth full of dip.

John: Hey man, that girl from that party last night gave me a sloppy Dallas.

Eric: That country girl?

John: Yeah!

Eric: No way, dude!

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When a man or woman gives a blowjob with a dip in their mouth.

I heard Mcnasty gave The Doo a sloppy Dallas

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What happens when a girl with a mouthful of dip gives you a blowjob, made popular by YouTubers Mcnasty, Soup, Blarg,

Guy 1:Bro I got that southern girl to give me a sloppy Dallas

Guy 2: Did she get dip spit on your shaft

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