Shannon

Male Shannons in general, commonly known as the "ladyboy" of the friend group, this individual tends to be gentle by nature, introverted and very submissive, is as pale as a corpse, hair of a corner working hooker and will tend to follow your surroundings where ever you go so be weary, commonly facial features of a weak chinned communist Korean with beautiful soft fingers with a hint of talent to art (i think you can figure where this was going). If you figured all fireman rush to urgency, wait till you see this fella dance down a pole, we all love and appreciate our Shannons tubby figure but personally from a distance, love ya bud and happy Hanukkah

(for context, these people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade 6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)

if you find you this person tell him, " PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"

"dude do you see *Shannon* over there? he keeps following me."

"yeah complete fag has being carrying wood behind you pretty boy"
"hate that guy, hate Aidan more tho"

by UncleKiev March 23, 2025

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Shandonging

Around 1:55pm, approximately around 5 (10 at peak) Uni Bible Groups at lunch on the lawn starts walking to building 11 to get a $7 Shandong Chicken meal

"Hey it's nearly 2. Want to go Shandonging?" Eli
"Sure. Sounds good." Seth
"Oi wait for us" Tim B.

by uenrir0yc1 October 16, 2025

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