Rich Vein Shopping

When you go shopping (mostly online but can be anywhere) and find an article of clothes (a shirt, a dress, a pair of shorts, shoes, etc...) that are just perfect (fit perfectly, look amazing, are unique, are affordable, etc...), that you decide to buy the same piece of clothing in every color available. Essentially, you struck a rich vein of shopping.

I was at American Apparel and found a shirt I loved- I decided to go rich vein shopping!

by ewargod June 7, 2023

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

Window shopping

1. Looking through the window at items in a store that you do not intend to buy but enjoy looking at, or browsing in the store for a similar reason, usually to the annoyance of the owner.

2. Browsing Ebay, Amazon, or a similar website (with webpages or "windows") for interesting items that you also do not intend to buy. The internet's window shopping.

1. Let's go window shopping, maybe we can check out the new expensive jewelry store.
2. Please tell me you're not planning to buy that 10K antique dresser on Ebay.
No, just window shopping.

by momog August 9, 2009

Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

shoppingcart

A sex position When you jump into a push powered basket at full speed plunging the cart forward to the point the trajectory forces you forward and stick your penis in the anus through the cart

Can I give you a shoppingcart?

by #ryancreamerisbae August 6, 2019