sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

Sad ace

A pathetic attempt at something that is supposed to be amazing.

1) Wow, lime green? Christie's formal (prom) dress is really sad ace.
2) -Nick fell off his bike on that jump.
-Yeah I saw that, it was totally sad ace.
3) -Look at her hitting on Justin, doesn't she know he's gay?
-I know, she's making it awkward for everyone. She's so sad ace.

by Rach+Catherine May 29, 2011

Sad Case

Sad case is mostly used by females with the name Julia, Or Tressa. Sad case meaning something is very tragic and is impossible to do even though you want to.

Girl: Come and see me
Guy: Thats a sad case. You live states away.

by Zycic March 9, 2020

team sad

the spectacular, flip flop disasters and beer, this team can take it all...

em and ellie, go us we totally rule bring on the chaos

by ellie March 2, 2005

SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.

Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018

Sad Faced

When you are depressed but can't show emotion being an emotionless tool.

Example: Anthony was sad faced when they canceled Heroes but renewed One Tree Hill FUCKING AGAIN CAUSE THAT SHOW SUCKS COCK BUT THEY KEEP IT AROUND.

by Anthony Makes Cheese and Whore November 26, 2010