swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action
here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon
by cantbelievethissh*t January 19, 2012
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swing sniffer

A pedophiles or someone who sniffs the seats of a swing at a public play ground
"He is obviously a swing sniffer, by the way he acts around kids"
by Aaronsrod August 22, 2017
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Period mood swings

A mood swing that happend because a girl is on her period For the following reasons.
1. She in pain
2. She is bleeding out of her Vagina
3. because if hormones
by Linda ;) June 08, 2019
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monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.
by dwoper1 July 05, 2017
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