Piss-stain graffiti

Piss-stain graffiti is graffiti that is sprayed on someone else's property. It always lacks creativity and is sprayed for the purpose to look cool in front of your friends. It won't make you look cool, but it will make you an asshole.

Poser: Hey dude, check out what I tagged last night!

Normal kid: You fuck-up that's piss-stain graffiti!

*Poser gets beat by the normal kid*

by brotato4881 May 10, 2010

Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.

After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.

by Filippemo Kid December 10, 2016

Good Job Stain

The white stain found on colored sheets the morning after a long night of sex. Chemical composition is genereally 90% feminie juices, and 10% semen.

While making the bed after a night of awesome sex, Nick and Emily found the Good Job Stain where she was laying.

by Nikddik February 28, 2012

fat boy stain

A stain on your shirt; commonly found after eating. makes you look like you eat like a pig.

girl: don't look at my shirt, I spilled soup on it at lunch.

guy: ohhh! you got a fat boy stain!!

girl: ahahahhahahahahahaa...no.

by karly;; May 29, 2008

Mississippi piss stain

The act of having anal intercourse with a woman reverse cowgirl style. Unknown to you she has severe diarrhea. As soon as you reach you cumming point she begins to release her bowels sliding off your penis and firmly sliding her ass all the way up to your face leaving a soggy strip of feces resembling a skid mark on your body. She then takes your hair and wipes her anus with it.

Girl: you wanna try anal for your birthday
Guy: sure lets do it
Girl: lets go
Girl: (whispers to herself "you're getting a Mississippi piss stain. Happy birthday loser")

by H-H McCou March 22, 2013

cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005