Spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI

I hope u now that spaghetti come from italian, SO AT LEAST U HAVE TO SAY WELL THE WORD! I'm here to help u babe:

singular: spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
plural: spaghetti NOT SPAGHETTIES
So, let's repeat with me: one spaghetto, some spaghettI, one spaghettO, some spaghettI.

*you're in class with the teacher*
U: ....and we cooked some spaghettI
Teacher: hey, you forgot the plural
U: no babe, the right form is SPAGHETTI, in the singular u have to say spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
Teacher: good... and who told u that?
U: some asshole on urban dictionary

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo February 09, 2022

purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 05, 2017

old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.

"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"

by zxcboy888 December 02, 2012

Coquetti Spaghetti

A term of phrase referring to anything made coquette, cute or pinterest inspired.

Person A: Let us have a pizza night!

Person B: As long as the pizzas are coquetti spaghetti

by coquettecrunk March 19, 2024

Brown spaghetti

When you are eating ass so hard that his or her tapeworm come out his or her butt to look whats going on and you slurp it down

Man i feel so great, i finally ate brown spaghetti with Susan last night.

by Lollaby2069 February 09, 2021

Spaghetti theory

N. To throw multiple ideas against out (against the proverbial wall) to see what sticks. Similar to chaos theory, think tank and/or spitball theory. Often used by conspiracy theorists.

Both political parties use the Associated Press (AP) to push their Spaghetti Theory (theories) about rival candidates.

by Tseas October 05, 2020

spaghetti Ethernet cord

Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.

“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021