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Spanish Inquisition

A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.
by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020
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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.
Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …
by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024
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spanish coast

Not where you want to go swimming.
Now contaminated by a ship that is predicted to leak oil for 50 years.
"My Villa on the Spanish Coast is worthless now that the beach is full of oil."
by Diego August 29, 2003
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Spanish Gymnast

A type of oral intercourse. Where the male is lying down with his legs spread apart on the wall, meanwhile his partner goes into a handstand leaning on the opposing wall, whilst orally intercoursing.
Man: Yo I'm feelin the spanish vibes...Wanna do the Spanish Gymnast?
Partner: Yas queen!
by official_allah January 2, 2021
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spanish snowmachine

Sexual act where the male shoots his baby gravy into the gutterslut's ass while busting her buttguts and said gutterslut has flatulent gas, the male waits for her to begin building up flatulent pressure and pulls out quickly as the gutterslut sprays butt perfume mixed with baby gravy as close to a 45 degrees angle in the air as she can manage.
Man I was railing this gutter slut in the ass and she must have been eating taco bell before so I turned her into a Spanish snowmachine
by MudDoc October 17, 2017
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Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.
Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.
by FPSJakob January 21, 2011
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Spanish training

The art of saying you’re going light but then one maxes out resulting in PR or serious injury
Jake is going to do some Spanish training with his friends at jakked. Jake said he’s going to take it light but we all know he’s gonna Spanish train.
by Juan Carlito Rodriguez June 9, 2020
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