nasty snatch

the most disguisting of all pussies concieved by god
nastiest cooter ever

while walking down broadway i saw this woman,probably over 400 pounds.my friend asked me, that must be some pretty nasty snatch huh?

by PJ April 28, 2003

shit snatch

It is a ass hole but stricly only an ass hole that is experiencing an extreme bout of the trots and when a pork sword is thrust within it rapidly shits upon the unhappy shaggers balls.

Her vag was rather slack and hanging loose like the mouth of a tired dog, so i decided to ram it in her shit snatch and all hell broke loose, how was i supposed to know she had a dickey tummy and she shat on my balls.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

Delaware Snatch Trap

A local female Delaware slut attaches herself to some poor unsuspecting young airman from Dover Air Force Base. Purposely uses him for his military benefits and a chance to get out of the Delaware area. This useless cunt can be spotted at the local mall, Wal Mart, or the State Fair with excessive makeup smelling of cum and cigarette smoke. (Note: She is probably already intoxicated and pregnant at the same time.)

Airman Smith was supposed to transfer to his dream assignement today until he was stopped at the gate by his First Sergeant for falling into a Delaware Snatch Trap.

by Lanceblumpkin July 22, 2011

King of the nasty snatch

someone that likes to 'pork' women that no one else would ever do just for the hell of it

Pal A: Oh my god look at that 400 lb beast

Pal B:Yeah I'd hit that

Pal A: You sick fuck, you are one King of the nasty snatch

by WWA...not NWA May 24, 2004

Sandy Snatch

A gentleman that is acting like, not only does he possess a vagina, but there is a lot of uncomfortable sand inside of it.

Someone who is behaving either cranky, whiny, or just really moody.

A good way to tell your male friends to stop acting like a little bitch.

"Craig is such a sandy snatch, you'd think he was the center of the universe or something."

"Dude, can you grow a pair and stop being such a sandy snatch?"

by kitten9mm September 6, 2009

Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.

Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!

by Drpun May 18, 2009