Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

Shank

Someone who fucks everything up, and is just really stupid

Mark you fucking shank

by The Big Shank January 5, 2018

the big shank

Someone who is in your group friends. And he is really clumsy and he fucks everything up

You are such a big shank. You are the big shank

by NinjashadowxDDD January 5, 2018

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017

Train shanks

Ass cheeks that go on for days.

That girl's train shanks can't be stopped, they like a train in motion.

by Me. Gibbles April 19, 2018