elevator shottie

girl bends over in front of the guy.
as the guy hits the bong, the girl bends up.
then the guy pushes her stomach.

you got bud? well call me up in the morning, i'll give you an elevator shottie.

by -*-*-*-*-*- January 16, 2009

Hot shottie

a hot shottie is where someone does a shottie (like a bong for those who dont know) and swallows all the smoke in and farts it out, and another person tokes in the smoke that is being farted out.

"want me to stack you a hot shottie?"

by The Trilby August 1, 2009

ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015

Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017

deep scottish

Typically drunk person that lives in the epicenter of alcohol in scotland

Bryan he's deep scottish, he's always out drinking in the middle of town.

by Expensivepans July 4, 2017

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

Novie Scotie

A cute nickname for a Nova Scotian. Generally used by idiots who talk like babies. A nickname specifically for Willow MacDonald from Big Brother Canada season 3.

I'm about to visit my favorite Novie Scotie.

by LowKeyCanadian May 10, 2018