School

To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.

Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.

by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016

School

The place where people ages five-eighteen (and occasionally higher ages) are sent to be publically humiliated, beat up, and fed cardboard.

Noun

Other words related to school are; hell harrowing detestable foul abhorrent vile insufferable odious

Do I really have to go to school?

by TeenCoffeeAddict October 14, 2017

School

A place were slavery happens

Mina:What is school
Me:s l a v e r y

by CrystalKid November 23, 2020

School

A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life

Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot

by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020

school

a place where kids get depression, anxiety, and loose their will to live, its hell on earth

teacher: who likes school?
Student: no one
Teacher: why?
Student: its hell

by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022

School

Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.

Mom: Ready for school?
12 Year Old Daughter: So jail?

Mom: Nooooo....yeahhhh

by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017

school

A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.

Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!

by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017