Rusty Foreman

The rusty foreman is when you initiate a rimjob but only after your face is defecated upon.

I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.

by Crusty Foreman May 8, 2018

Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute

Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move

by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011

Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011

rusty frothwagon

when a male lets out excrement into the females vagina
then stirring it up in a circulatory motion then slurping it out with a straw.

Stan- man! have you had fucking rusty frothwagon yet theyre great

Gary- dude my girlfriend said she was gunna try sumthing like that tonight!
Stan- EPIC BRAH!

by fuckbot11223344 July 20, 2011

Rusty Sombrero

A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.

"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"

by JChux November 20, 2011

Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 8, 2020