Troll Rule

The beerpong rule that states that a person on a losing team who has failed to make a single cup in the course of the game will be seated under the table for the duration of the next game and be referred to as troll for the rest of the night

He better make somethin soon or we're puttin that Troll Rule into effect

by Free9000 November 2, 2010

Geek Rule #627

If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea

Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."

by MasterVash May 6, 2011

Truck Stop Rules

Man to Man love as way of passing time or to break up a long journey. To qualify for Truck Stop Rules the encounter must take place at a truck stop.

Hey, you were nuts deep in that guy last night.

Dude, it wasn’t gay sex! Truck Stop Rules, remember.

by Dirk Blowhard June 19, 2014

the platinum rule

The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.

Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.

Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.

-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.

by ShadowSenpai August 19, 2014

21 skunk rule

This rule applies to sports games like madden or NBA 2K
When your playing against an opponent

When one side goes up by a margin of 21 points or higher the losing side must forfeit to prevent the wasting of time

Lebron for three...... Yes! 21 skunk rule Give it up you lose

by Mboiii September 14, 2016

three foot rule

A rediculous rule that girlfriends have for a boyfriend to stand at least 3 feet away from any girl that likes or might like him besides her.

"Remember the three foot rule with that whore girl Jessica."

by hisgf May 27, 2017

Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

by Ellae April 29, 2011