rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude

sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019

testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003

rcta

me

rcta

by jisoo <3 January 4, 2023

Reclaiming my time

A often phrase often used incorrectly by Democrats. Used to reclaim time that has been transferred to another person to speak/question for them.

Scientist: I'm finished with my specialized questioning now
Competent Congressperson: I'm reclaiming my time to continue questioning on my own

by BartTheTreeGuy September 27, 2020

Recaf

Yesterday's coffee, redux. That half-cup of coffee left in the French Press, the sludge you reheat in the microwave so you'll have something to sip on while the fresh pot is steeping.

Sandi: Did you make coffee?
Mark: Working on it... I just poured water into the French press.
Sandi: Oh, I thought I saw you drinking some already.
Mark: It's recaf; want some?
Sandi: No thanks, I'll wait.
Mark: Oh, so now you're a coffeescenti, eh?

by why can't I use the same name November 9, 2009

total recall

1. a game in which participants take turns enthusiastically singing along to famous pop songs that they have not heard recently. this typically involves making up new words.

Did you hear Alex doing total recall on that Elton John track? It was sick! Like ten times nuttier than the orig!

by txtmsg March 16, 2008

rectabate

To rectify an unsatisfactory session of sexual intercourse by post-coital masturbation.

The guy was oblivious to her clit and made "sweet love" like a numb jackhammer. As a last ditch effort to salvage her evening, she rectabated after he passed out.

by Corinne Veronica September 22, 2005