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Pussitawhippo

A situation in which the lady wears the pants and the dude gets the Dirty Sanchez.
- Since Hernandez has been going out with this new girl, he never comes to the poker games no more, what a pussitawhippo!

- And what up with the ''Quick mustache'' on his lip?
by Cart + meuv August 28, 2009
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Pussydissis

A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"

When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"
Coleen: Steven! Make me a sammich!

Steven: "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!" proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.

Steve Pussydissis

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by Unclepac September 22, 2012
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Pussy Goggles

Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.
Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL
by Waldon Fury December 22, 2012
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Pussage

A jamaican term that blends the words Pussy + passage = pusssage
"ma dick was in her pussage last night "
by deevibez April 11, 2013
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puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!
by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014
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pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!
{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 6, 2015
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pussmich

A guy who is pretty much a girly douchebag pussy who thinks he's better than other people but really isn't
Victor: I'll whoop your ass

Michael: Dude, you're a pussmich, I'll whoop your ass AND take yo girl
by M + D July 23, 2015
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