Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
by Dik hed July 29, 2017
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When you fuck a girl and take a picture of her door step and send it to her to let her know the package has been delivered
When I fucked the Amazonian I primed her by sending her a picture of her doorstep to let her know the package has been delivered
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To get primed is the result of a member of the notorious Gang called Prime using a Kiddy Booter to hit you offline so you can no longer fight cartels on OG Moonshine
Oh shit, not again, im getting Primed
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To take an annoying girl who passes out at your party, and overnighting her naked to Mexico.
that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.

That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.
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When Amazon offers higher than market wages and you lose an employee to them.
Amazon primed us again, Alissa just gave her two weeks notice.
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When you’re about as ready as you can possibly be for a hot night of pounding some tight ass.

There are three general stages of being primed. Underly-primed, perfectly-primed, and overly-primed.

Underly-primed: When you are not properly prepared and ready for an epic night of pounding some tail. For example you over-ate, drank too much, have a hangover, smoked too much weed, etc.

Perfectly-primed: Now ladies and gentlemen; this is the full monty. To be perfectly primed you must exercise vigorously the day before or day of. Eat a low calorie, moderate diet to maintain a lean and attractive appearance. And possibly consume moderate to high doses of performance enhancing drugs to finish the job and give your girl the orgasm of her life.

Overly-primed: This is when you take perfectly-primed up a few notches, and take it too far. Think Zac Efron on steroids. You’re looking and acting like a human penis that’s about to explode. Everything you’re doing is overly flirtatious and sexual. You can’t go on a drive, without thinking about plowing some tight cooch. You’ve been watching pornhub and edging about 4 times now, but haven’t blown your load yet. If your girl was to simply touch your leg, you’d experience the biggest cumshot of your life.
I did my standard 4 sets of 50 push ups, took 3 viagras, took my doctor prescribed therapeutic dose of tren, and now I’m primed and ready to fuck the absolute shit out of Jessica for the next 8 hours.
by MaxStiffman69 March 5, 2023
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A WOMEN THAT "LAID" THE PATH TO HER FUTURE SUCCESS FROM A "FOUR LOW POSITION / FLAT BACK POSITION", ALL THE WHILE APPEARING TO BE AN UPSTANDING LADY OF SOCIETY!
YOU SHOULD SEE HOW SHE ACTS WHEN HER HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN, THAT HOE TURNS INTO THOT-AMUS-PRIME !
by Chane Chane September 2, 2023
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