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Poon Sucker

Literally meaning one who performs oral sex on a female. However the dis is intended to insult the crap out of your foe by mentioning that he eats god aweful poon.
Dude, you just killed a bus full of nuns...you fucking poon sucker.
by Revilo Treblig June 6, 2004
mugGet the Poon Suckermug.

poon catch

The portion of underwear where a girl's roast beef rests.
"Just to think of my alarm and distaste at the sight of him (Frisco Sockpuppet) nestled down in to the poon catch of my sister's greasy panties, made me sad, for I now know how desperate he must feel and angry that she changes them so often."
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
mugGet the poon catchmug.

poon hunting

poon hunting-the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc created by the original hunters, Gibbs, Loch, and Barron
Boys it shall be long night, initiate the poon hunting. Soy!!!!
by G-bbs April 2, 2009
mugGet the poon huntingmug.

Poon Vulture

A guy at a party or a bar that is out specifically to get laid and hits on women. He is usually drunk. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, a friend or a relationship- he only wants one thing. So he focuses on one girl who seems like a good target... She is usually an acquaintance or "a friend of a friend," a.k.a. Fresh Meat. He hovers over her trying to impress her with funny stories, insightful ideas and casually mentioning his good qualities. He buys her drinks to get on her good side and perhaps increase his chances of getting laid. He agrees with everything she says, compliments her and calls down other men to make himself look good. He puts his arm around her to show other guys he is targeting her and any interference is met with passive aggression. He leads her away from the group and tries to take her home with him.
A Poon Vulture is basically any drunk guy, swinger or slut that is looking for a one night stand. Most examples are men from teen-comedies who are on a quest to pick up women.
by Karihwiiostha March 17, 2008
mugGet the Poon Vulturemug.

dune POOn

A dry or dehydrated pussy often short term with the occasional chronic condition.
Can I borrow some KY Jelly, my girl has dune poon tonight.
by vman19 January 19, 2007
mugGet the dune POOnmug.

poon jab

noun: an insult term for someone from India.
by Oloto March 10, 2005
mugGet the poon jabmug.

poon-job

I gave that girl a good poon-job.
by poonanny eatter September 25, 2006
mugGet the poon-jobmug.

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