poon slayer

me

i am a poon slayer

by thep00nslayer69 December 5, 2021

poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon swooner

A dude that be all up wit the ladies but he just "hanging out" usually homosexual.

"Hey wanna smoke a bleezy on saturday?". "i'm chillin wit bessy."<------- what a poon swooner

by Nigguhzgetinblazted December 13, 2008

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

poon master 2005

a word that can be used to describe the biggest wimp you met in a certian year such as gabe was a poon master 2004

Gayson: i dont we should do that my dad might not approve

shaqueef:udeou are such a poon master 2005 i hate you pussy!!!

by shaqueef April 1, 2005

poon tang burger

the act of a woman putting a burger in her poon while two men ejaculate onto the burger acting as condiments, they then eat this burger out of said poon.

Yo dude, I'm hungry, lets hit up my bitch see if she's down for a poon tang burger.

by darnzymoto July 23, 2009

poon 'cassius' tang

a nigga that drives a pink cadillac with 85 inch rimmazoids

man last night i got so much 'cassius'

by nigger q April 6, 2005