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Pandemic Police 

Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.

Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.

These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
Pandemic Police by Jenmic April 20, 2020
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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
insta police by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020

Protestor/police state

A country protestors and police are trying to take control of from everyone that is not a protestor or a cop. Not much different than the way medical workers, scientists, and government officials have tried to take control of it from the people who elected them (scientists and medical workers dont get elected) by convincing everyone who's not a medical worker, scientist, or government official that they're all heroes.
The country will become a protestor/police state without a fight.

Spoiler Police 

People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.
Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
Spoiler Police by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020

Poop Police 

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.
Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.
Poop Police by 123bdk March 29, 2021

ASMR police 

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis
ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!
ASMR police by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

asmr police 

the asmr police who like asmr
ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you
asmr police by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021