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Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
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Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.
Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it
by Castellanien January 14, 2020
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Looking like Pedro

Word used for when someone is a mega simp and looks beautiful
Ex: "Bruh, do i look Dope?
"You're looking like Pedro"
"Thanks brother!"
by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020
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Down syndrome pedro

A Snitch who tells a guy/Usually his brother about jerking off in a forest
You Bro You hear that guy is a down syndrome pedro No way bro
by Canadian beastiality June 27, 2020
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Monday Night Pedro

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”
by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021
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My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022
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