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Teachers pet

year 9 kid called patrik kandrac who is favourited by teachers
Teachers pet patrik: Miss peter is hitting matthew
by darylb07 July 30, 2021
mugGet the Teachers petmug.

pet

roxie is my pet
by anonymous June 14, 2022
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Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure
I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024
mugGet the Pocket petmug.

ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.
"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"
by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017
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Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."
by Trixie Ty'esha Huxtible April 23, 2014
mugGet the She's probably pet a few cats in her daymug.

Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.
Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.
by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021
mugGet the Scratch pet foodmug.

pet names

names that make you feel butterflies.

names that make me slip into subspace.
"goodgirl" "hi princess" "my slut" are my favorite examples of pet names
by lovelygutz December 4, 2022
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