by darylb07 July 30, 2021

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure
I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017

Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."
My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."
My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."
by Trixie Ty'esha Huxtible April 23, 2014

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.
by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

by lovelygutz December 4, 2022
