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Dave Parky Part 2

Following up to part 1..

Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.

Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!

Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂

Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.

Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?
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screaming in public restrooms part two

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its an audio usually used in nothinglikeyallcore tiktok slideshows
*watching a video*
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Lower parts

The private areas that are below the waist.
Her: Thanks for me taking me to dinner tonight!

Him: Shut up, I need desert.

Her: What do you mean?

Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.

Her: Wait, let me get the whipped cream.
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part-time chair

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.
Were having some family over tonight, can you bring the part-time chairs up from the basement?
by Kingsleyplimpton September 14, 2017
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parts installer

Typically an automotive technician or a mechanic that has little to no knowledge about diagnosing any component on any car and pulls out the parts cannon, usually ending in a car that’s half rebuilt but still won’t run or drive
Have you seen tech Dave? The day already started!

Oh! You mean Dave the parts installer! Yea hes installing parts on that caravan on bay 1
by NnevermindD January 30, 2025
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parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.
My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.
by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024
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